The story of Ah Singh

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Banned Commercials from youtube

I find this one here extrememly hilarious! This indicates how 'open-minded' white people are.



Would you lend your hands in this kind of situation?


Here is another one :



Ads number 1 : It wouldnt be so funny if your heart is clean.
Ads number 2 : Keep fit guys! Its important to maintain a good body shape! lolz.
Ads number 3 : Mental support helps in achieving something!
Ads number 4 : A Great Shot!

Engrish lesson 1

HuEjie, your neighbour arh??

You want a Surprise Balloon?

A short guess

It has been 3days since i last updated my post. When i surrendered my room last saturday, i have not been onlining due to several reasons. 1) i was working during the day - 11am - 4pm. 2) Since it was weekend, i curi curi went back into my room to go online only during the night 3) paiseh to bug other ppl to use their comp to go online.


Anyway, if you are a little bored, do think hard for the question below before scrolling down for the answer kay?


Let me introduce to you,
Kopi and Bread .




The question is :

Which is more talkative?

Kopi or Bread?


*Scroll down for the answer....











*think abit first...









Answer : BREAD










*do you know why?













Because BreadTalk but KopiTiam!?!


p/s : I am going off to spain+barcerona+portugal tomorrow evening for 8days. Will try to keep my blog updated with something interesting, if i get to online each night in the hostel. :P

Zha Dou punya facts

Zha dou situation 1



Guy1 : Frankly, it is really not bad to have a girl to stay behind you...
Guy1 : Can wash clothes, can cook, also can zap room, plus giving you care and concerns...
Guy1: Have you ever thought of living without them?



Guy 2 : Ohh nothing geh, without them, i mah spend less lorh!
Guy 1 : Maybe. -_-"


Zha dou situation 2



Guy said to gal : Eh weird larh, how come so many gals wana become 'unmarried mother' geh?
Gal said to guy : They wana pass down their genes larh!
Guy said to gal : Nani? Then why dont they get married ohh?



Gal said to guy : Getting married means pass down generation for other people, dont get married means pass down generation for ownself larh!
Guy said to gal : ......



Zha dou situation 3

Gal 1 said to Gal 2 : Eh, what is the most TOUCHING 3 words that you have ever heard from your bf?
Gal 2 said to Gal 1 : Of coz is "i suka lu' larh!
Gal 1 said to Gal 2 : Ha! Nolorh. There was once when both my bf and i went shopping, then har he took his BLACK card out and said the most touching words ever lorh...



Gal 1 said to Gal 2 : He said "Swipe gao gao".


Zha dou situation 4



Thin Guy said to Fat Guy : Hey there, you got gf anot arh?
Fat Guy said to Thin Guy : Yes
Thin Guy said to Fat Guy : So how is the feeling of pak toh-ing wan arh?
Fat Guy said to Thin Guy : Empty lorh
Thin Guy said to Fat Guy : Erm.. But you look very fullfill woot?



Fat Guy said to Thin Guy : Take a look at my wallet then you know lorh.


And i always save the best for the last :

The final Zha dou situation


Husband said to Wife : You Everyday also mong cha cha, you are really such a sah poh larh.
Wife said to Husband : -_-" WHY u said i sah arhhh? (Grrrrrr)
Husband said to Wife : Guys tend to call the woman they like as silly gal mah.
Wife said to Husband : WHY?



Husband said to Wife : Coz find the same species dy mah. Happie lur :)

Stop your Bf from watching PORN?

During the supper break last night, housemates and i were talking about an interesting topic - PORN.


It reminded me about an article i read from a famous blogger - timothy tiah.


In his article, he talks about an unusual way of countering PORN. Lets us call this method as - "let the poison be the antidote for poison'.


"Is it wrong for a guy who is in a relationship to watch porno? i feel unappreciated and degraded by the fact that, eventhough a guy who has a gf, the guy will still watch porn when the gf is not around."


And now tell me, how much do you agree with that statement, claimed by a girl who is currently in a relationship.



Timothy suggested an opposite way of what people normally do - encouraging the bf to watch more porn instead of stopping him.

"You know the saying that goes that if you tell people NOT to do something, they'll do it even more? "

and right now, how much do you agree with the above statement?




Well, in one way, it does make sense and i totally agree with the statement. For example, i love gaming and sometimes i might even play games during the very wrong time. Im a very stubborn person (if you know me well), and i tend to NOT do the right thing when someone (especially my parents) nag me about it again and again. He tells me the disadvantages of playing games, the accidents of over-gaming, getting short-sighted as a result of gaming, but so what, i love gaming and i will continue to play games in my very own way. lolz. But in other way, sometimes it works because of the influnces from many other related factors.


So, lets come back to watching porn, the important note to take back is that - if one day, you ever stop your bf's interest of watching porn, with a wrong way, you might further aggravate him and make him to OVER WATCHING PORN.


Whether it is normal to watch porno or not, its not important! The reasons why your bf does it is NOT important too!!


Instead of stopping one from watching, what if we try overload one with porn so much that he never ever wants to see a porn video again in his life?


Hmmmm... Why not TRY :


Once a day e-mail him a "Nude Hottie of the Day".


Every night ask him
"EH JOM.. LETS WATCH PORN!!!"


Even when he's done watching porn you should urge him
"Watch some more lah!!! just a bit more!!!"




And if his birthday is nearing, buy him a 1-Terabyte (1,000 GB) Hard Disk and fill it up with porn.

- Source taken from timothy's blog -


And when i share this with my friends, all of us were disagreed with the last one. Giving us a one Terabyte hardisk, full of porn videos, might be the best birthday gift ever erh! LOLZ.





Thinking ahead about final exams make my life really sick. Hmmm, since it is the final exams in my entire life, why not i try the same tactic - overload myself with lotsa, YES LOTSA facts (biopharm + pharm care + drug delivery system + etc) right now, become saturated, then eventually i will stop reading books (at least, module notes) once the exams are over in end of may! :)

Britain's got talent

Britain's got talent 2008 is back!!!! For those of you who missed the episode every saturday night at 8.05pm, sky tv channel 5, you might be interested to watch the highlights here - Britain's got talent 2008!


You can see Flasher (to win the challenge and to perform infron of the queen? nani?), old woman stepped up to the stage just to laugh (how to win?), a man who is trying to lock himself in a bag but he failed to get out (damn embarrasing wei!) and all the highlights (both pictures and videos) are there, really.


And dont miss this one here-




updated : i bet all of us missed this on the tv. 'he' is really good, but the trainer is talented also lorh.


and finally, i want Andrew to win! :)

Best way to call for police!

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So here is the solution - When someone broke into your house, Just call the police and tell them that you have accidentally shot the robbers down. Within minutes, they will appeared right infront of you and all the robbers shall be gg-iend by then.


Still remember the JBC broke in first case 2 months ago? While my friends having confrontation with the 3 robbers (1 drunkard holding the big bottle, 1 fainted on the ground and another lady accomplice trying to help the fainted guy to flee), they actually shouted for help and asked the ang mohs staying below us to make a call to the police, but then they just ignored what they requested, and joined in the fun to watch the whole confrontation to take place. -___-"

Isnt it just sounded a little dramatic?

Buck up pls!

I have been slacking and slacking and slacking and SLACKING in my final revision for final exams.

It is only 25 more days left to finals!!!


On the other hand, Sharing room with someone else might be a very bad idea. As your lovely roommmate/housemates might do these to you one day.


Top Ten Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate

10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.''

9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!''

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon....''

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?''

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, I want to watch them suffer.''

I hope my hsemates will neva do that to me even if they are super-hyper-duper stressed up:P

Siapa more 'pattern-ing'

This is what our juniors does during their recent perhentian trip :




And this is what the seniors does on their first day of arrival in glasgow :

Another short recap of juniors VS seniors

VS



So, siapa more ber-pattern?

A pic of seniors and juniors made up the volleyball team for imu cup.

Our juniors are very active people, and they were the primary source of people who created some "cheering songs" for imu cup.

On the other hand, we - the seniors 'mm zap she' also larh, we did a very good job during our orientation mah.

Agrrrhh..miss those time...

OimehhH!!!??

Im the dumb man here in glasgow. Around 10 minutes past 12 midnight, while i was doing my discussion bit of final year project, my sah poh sent me msgs in MSN :


sah poh : hey i gtg.. yieng and flora going also...

me : ohhh okay... go where ohh?

sah poh : i gtg dy. yannee and her bf coming to fetch us now.

me : har, go where???

sah poh : laundry bar

me : go to a bar?

sah poh : yeah. gtg.

me : ohhh ok. take care when outside yeah.

me : bye :P

me : eh wait!! i thought you need to wake up early tomorrow to go hospital???

sah poh : i asked ur permission dy. gtg bye.

me : WEIIIIII...

sah poh : Happie April fool! hehe.

me : aikss!! hahaha.. kena tipu!!!

So i kena cheated. that time busy and unaware of the time also. that time stil 5pm in glasgow lur, but turned 12midnight in malaysia dy mah. bor bian.


Anyway, If you are free, BORED-to-DEAD and have some extra credits, try this and have some fun!

Chinese take-away PRANK

Happy April Fool guys!

Engineers theories for Women

Received another interesting forwarded email this afternoon.

5 simple theory to define woman by Engineers : -

We just need one switch to turn on a Men but the opposite for a Woman.

Guys - One switch, on or off, simple enough!
Gals - Multiple switches. Complex and if make mistake during any step, GG.



What does shopping means to you?
Guys - Go into a shop, grab the stuffs and pay money at the counter.
Gals - Go into a shop, try THEM, leave shop and go to another shop. Try them, compare them and repeat the whole process again and again. Some say women are able to walk up to a total of 10km just for shopping in one day.



Behind every successful men, there must be a woman behind him.
We need them to give us support, to make our life complete.
They can be 'hazardous' but they are essential for every men.



It is really hard to understand woman.
E= mc2, no doubt that many of us actually understand Albert Einstein's famous equation for mass energy. But women = problems??? How do we justify on that?



The chances of any guy to win an arguement decreases over time.
It really doesnt matter who win over an arguement. But what is important is what we win and we we lose.


Check out my other post on Men Vs Woman

Edison Chen Sex Scandal update

Edison Chen Sex Scandal update and some imaginary artwork related to him.

It has been almost 2 months since the news on involvement of edison chen in sex scandal with several famous hong kong starlets (Gillian Chung, Bobo Chan, Cecilia Cheung, Rachel Ngan etc...) Since he reappeared and stated clearly that he will stop his career in Hong Kong and do some charity work in Canada, there isnt really any updates about him.

Lately, there are news saying that he has 'close relationships' with famous taiwanese Shu Qi, super model-american-french-canadian-irish-mixed atress Maggie Q and even old aunty Catrina Lau! -_-"


I received a forwarded email on a series of comic related to Edison Chen. There are in very nice sequence and potray a really good-LOL story. Click to enlarge the picture.

1) Edison Chen finally turned up to face the sex scandal problem.
2) He really hates those dogs (reporters).
3) "Take care, little pervert!"
4) Are you the one in the video?? WHAT IS YOUR MOTIF? How can the gals bodoh bodoh let you take pictures???

5) Aiiihzzz.. looks like me, sounds like me, but im not sure that is 100% me!!! IM NOT GUILTY.
6) Your honour, i would like to call upon a victim.
7) Gillian : "I was very naive, stupid during those times....Im sorry..."
8) Gillian : "Im most upset when people call me BLACK abalone...sob sob T.T "


9) Edison, just be honest with me about how you get all the gals to come to you!!!
10) Edison : " hehehe...SIMPLE. Firstly, choose your targets/victims from the list. Then attack with a phone call. And to withhold any gal, the most important thing is unleash my secret ways of kissing.


11) Come on... take pictures....
12) At this point, im at the most excited state....
13) God DaMn It!
14) Hmmm... send him over to 'Shi Tan'...
15) Shi Tan : "This @ssh*le loves people to blow for him, send him to my jail, i would like him to blow for me each day...."
16) Wahahahhaha.

The End

Olympic 2008 - Something not to miss!

I received a video from my sister this afternoon. It is about a new sport to be introduced in the upcoming Olympic 2008!

LOL.



That was just a joke. It is just 141 more days to Beijing Olympic 2008!


Tickets are on hot sales now! I was very surprised to find out that the tickets prices are still available and they are affordable too! For instance, for basketball game, the most expensive tickets cost RYB 1000 and the cheapest tickets cost RYB 50.


Try to compare with this :

Two of my friends are going for a football match end of this month and each ticket costs them >200 GBP. @_@


Some say that beijing national stadium looks like a bird nest. You should really take a look.

Download of wallpaper and animation are available here.



At times, a 6 year old can really impress me alot.


Take a look at my sifu solving rubic cubes :





OMGGGGGGG!!!! Im pretty sure that it is true. And it is possible. This 6 year old small boy too geng dy larh.


Rubic cubes is a mechanical cubes where each face is covered by nine stickers of one of six solid colours. When the puzzle is solved, each face of the Cube is a solid colour.


I learnt rubic cubes from my 13year old cousin 2 years ago. Im trying hard to master the easiest ways in solving the cubes. The world fastest record for solving the cubes is LESS THAN 10 secs.


"The current world records for both average and single times were set by Edouard Chambon in 2008, he set an average of 11.48 seconds and a best time of 9.18 on February 23, 2008 at Murcia Open 2008."


Everybody can learn rubic cubes. Dont ever look down on your inner talents. Even 3 year old can solve it in 114 seconds. WTF ohhh?

I tried very hard. I played with my cubes at least once daily. And my best time was doubled of this 3 year old kid. OMG!


And do you still remember Conni Talbot, who made herself into the final in Britains Got Talent Show?

AWwwwww...SO sweet!

what to do with balls?

Futsal is played by 2 teams of 5 players each. Edmond booked the futsal court for 10am -11am tomorrow morning, those interested, you are welcome! :)

Funny conversation on futsal :

Kah Yie..Pls concentrate!!!!! says:
how does futsal works?

Kah Yie..Pls concentrate!!!!! says:
can anyone tell me how to play?

kim 'Dark Knight' -----> says:
run around wif ball haha

ti3n says:
run around like chicken

ti3n says:
very good exeercise for sure

D@Rren~ Last Man Standing says:
go wikipedia n search

kim 'Dark Knight' -----> says:
dun run wif ball ans ur not playing

Kah Yie..Pls concentrate!!!!! says:
u guys sure run with balls la..c what balls u playing with ma..

D@Rren~ Last Man Standing says:
whcih balls r u refering 2?

^StaR^fiSh*JiuN* says:
ah moi, why don't know how to play futsal?

Suddenly, darren replied with the funniest dialogue...
D@Rren~ Last Man Standing says:
we run with both kind of balls..

Laugh out loud. Damn funny. This is the first time the 4 of us were chatting under the same msn windows. And all 4 of us are working for Eastern Treats. After a long persuading session about do's and dont's in Futsal, eventually they decided to go, to join the other 8 guys in the futsal battle.

By the way, today (17th of March) is Saint Patrick's day. It is an annual feast day celebrated worldwide (especially by Irish people) and it is a national holiday in Ireland. It is widely celebrated in the United State, Australia, New Zealand and Canada.

Hope to have a fun session with you guys tomorrow!

Top 10 funny and interesting pics

SPENDING hours and hours facing the computer screen just to finish up the essays is really stressing my eyes. Or reading the module notes again and again till like never ending is very stressing too!


TAKE A BREAK -

- "Im standing right here" -

- "OimeEhhhHh" -

- " happy-go-lucky, dont tickle me anymore!"

- Since when jelly fish got legs huh??? -

- BIiiiisSh!! wanna Da Gao arh? -

- The newer generation of squirels -

- The Dick-like Chillis -

Last but not least, The Predator Vs The Prey ...

VS

By the way, we need to say goodbye to winter really soon. Another 8 days left for winter. And we will expect sunshine everyday too! Time flies! Parents will no longer remind us to wear thicker clothes when going out. Flowers are growing when Spring is near. The long day time will once again appears soon. Do you still remember the old days where sunrises late and sunset at 11pm at night? The temparature was between 13-20 degree celcius, something like Genting back in malaysia. There were showering of rain drops almost everyday too! Those were the old days. And after 9 months, lets welcome Spring on next thursday before Summer!!!

Oh ya, and we will definitely miss the SNOW sooooo soooooooooo much!

"The first day of spring this year (2008) is March 20. The solstice will be at 5:48 GMT."

How much do you agree with these?

Men :
1. All men are extremely busy.

2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women.

3. Although they have time for women, they don't really care for them.

4. Although they don't really care for them, they always have one around.

5. Although they always have one around them, they always try their luck with others.

Women :
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.

2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes and stuff.

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.

4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.

5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".

6. Although their clothes are always "just an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.

7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they don't believe you.

Agree or not to agree?